Welcome all to the Town Of Crazy


Welcome to our world. It started about a year ago when we started working for Fred and Betty Vontrap and their vision for a new swedish style hotel that would be built in the Misfit Toy Valley. The Vontraps have been the model of what to do; to not get a hotel built and open. If you can imagine the Swiss version of Faulty Towers, then you will appreciate this blog. The Vontraps have provided us, their workers with many hours of comic relief. We who will post here for your enjoyment will be known simply as Two, Three & Four. (for reasons we cannot disclose)I am Four the provider of Tuesday Treats. Three is the processor of credit cards and Two is the ring leader of this circus side show. Oh we must also introduce you to the Vontrap Children -Marilyn - the middle child 14Eddie 18Thing the youngest child 7Princess the oldest child. We are currently working at an undisclosed location preparing for the opening of this new Swiss Style Hotel. As you read these blog entries, we will try to fill you in on the day to day comings, goings, mishaps, near hits and misses, legal actions and accidents, openings and closings, tear filled brides, thefts and miraculous recoveries. OH AND BETTY VONTRAPS LIES, OH THE LIES, LIES, LIES.... ALL HERE IN THE SMALL TOWN OF CRAZY.....




CRAZY TOWN CHICKEN

CRAZY TOWN CHICKEN
IN LEATHER - "YEAH BABY"

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Where have All The Tuesday Treats Gone????


We arrived today to find that all the Tuesday Treats had been stolen from Our Cave. Our Cave, which is located at the top of a snow covered mountain, is the place we work from well waiting for the hotel in the valley to be finished. We do not have heat or ac here in The Cave so at times it is very very chilly. Our Tuesday Treats are one of the few things that bring us joy here in The Cave that and our Hump Day Porn. From time to time, 666, better now as Betty, and her children come up from The Burrow (their house in the valley) and visit The Cave after we workers have left. This morning we noticed that all our Tuesday Treats had been eaten. Our yummy jelly donuts with sprinkles and icing, our peanut butter filled pretzels and our smooth hot coco. OH, who could do such a mean and nasty thing to us. They are gone, gone, all gone. But don't despair sweet Tuesday Treats, we will find you!!!!! The authority's have been contacted and an APB has been issued. Justice will be served. We workers and our Tuesday Treats will not be treated so harshly.
Have a Super Tuesday Kids ............. Hágoónee'
Four

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