Welcome all to the Town Of Crazy


Welcome to our world. It started about a year ago when we started working for Fred and Betty Vontrap and their vision for a new swedish style hotel that would be built in the Misfit Toy Valley. The Vontraps have been the model of what to do; to not get a hotel built and open. If you can imagine the Swiss version of Faulty Towers, then you will appreciate this blog. The Vontraps have provided us, their workers with many hours of comic relief. We who will post here for your enjoyment will be known simply as Two, Three & Four. (for reasons we cannot disclose)I am Four the provider of Tuesday Treats. Three is the processor of credit cards and Two is the ring leader of this circus side show. Oh we must also introduce you to the Vontrap Children -Marilyn - the middle child 14Eddie 18Thing the youngest child 7Princess the oldest child. We are currently working at an undisclosed location preparing for the opening of this new Swiss Style Hotel. As you read these blog entries, we will try to fill you in on the day to day comings, goings, mishaps, near hits and misses, legal actions and accidents, openings and closings, tear filled brides, thefts and miraculous recoveries. OH AND BETTY VONTRAPS LIES, OH THE LIES, LIES, LIES.... ALL HERE IN THE SMALL TOWN OF CRAZY.....




CRAZY TOWN CHICKEN

CRAZY TOWN CHICKEN
IN LEATHER - "YEAH BABY"

Monday, July 2, 2007

Catching up For Thursday!!!


Okay I am making up for last Thursday and Friday's posts Its MOFO Monday and I will write another post. Right now I have to catch up from last week as we did not post like we should. So I was sitting in the cave on Thursday enjoying my lunch and internet porn like I do everyday and in walks Eddy. Looking like the degenerate Snowboarder he is. So he doesn't say a word and grabs the slide projector and puts it under his arm and proceeds to leave. The dumb ass didn't unplug it and ripped the cord out of the wall. Dumb Ass!!! They should send him away for the summer to camp. (maybe a camp for guys to learn how to be cool) Na! he is too beyond that. I asked him if he needed any help and he said no as he is ripping the electric outlet out of the wall. So now we have nothing to use for training. Not that it matters as the Swiss Style Hotel is never going to open anyway. So I will continue to twirl my thumbs and pretend I am doing something. All in a days fun here in the cave in the valley of MisFit Toys. We really need to explain why we named our town the valley of MisFit Toys. Perhaps in another post as it truly needs to be explained to be appreciated. Posting again real soon Kids.............. Salamat qalìn
Four

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