Welcome all to the Town Of Crazy


Welcome to our world. It started about a year ago when we started working for Fred and Betty Vontrap and their vision for a new swedish style hotel that would be built in the Misfit Toy Valley. The Vontraps have been the model of what to do; to not get a hotel built and open. If you can imagine the Swiss version of Faulty Towers, then you will appreciate this blog. The Vontraps have provided us, their workers with many hours of comic relief. We who will post here for your enjoyment will be known simply as Two, Three & Four. (for reasons we cannot disclose)I am Four the provider of Tuesday Treats. Three is the processor of credit cards and Two is the ring leader of this circus side show. Oh we must also introduce you to the Vontrap Children -Marilyn - the middle child 14Eddie 18Thing the youngest child 7Princess the oldest child. We are currently working at an undisclosed location preparing for the opening of this new Swiss Style Hotel. As you read these blog entries, we will try to fill you in on the day to day comings, goings, mishaps, near hits and misses, legal actions and accidents, openings and closings, tear filled brides, thefts and miraculous recoveries. OH AND BETTY VONTRAPS LIES, OH THE LIES, LIES, LIES.... ALL HERE IN THE SMALL TOWN OF CRAZY.....




CRAZY TOWN CHICKEN

CRAZY TOWN CHICKEN
IN LEATHER - "YEAH BABY"

Monday, July 2, 2007

MOTHER FUCKER MONDAY







Two (again our ring leader of this circus side freak show) has decided Monday's will hence been known as Mother Fucker Mondays. You see his brand new computer has crashed and that means no internet porn (makes him very cranky), of course Betty is just Betty and it is Monday after all. This morning the Office Keepers had a discussion about the opening of the hair salon and the brainless wonder that is Betty. It was more important to open the hair salon then to focus the Misfits on the hotel. Thank goodness we have planted a spy in the salon, he is working as shampoo boy/receptionist and he tells us everything, let us call him 7 ...... LOL

Betty (for reasons unkown to us at this point and time) has decided to pay 7 in Pesos rather then in a traditional over the table method (a paycheck). Of course Betty lies and tells 7 that she can pay him by check but it could take weeks, but I can pay you under the table in cash. 7 just opts for whatever is easiet and Betty promises to be back later in the day to pay him. She never shows so 7 does not get paid. More lies. So here is an employee working for free, take that lesson and write it down for future reference. All the drama, it would be so much easier to just do it legal and avoid all the fuss. With all the talk about the illegal aliens invading valley from Mexico, you would think Fred and Betty would be on the up and up. HMMMMM makes me wonder if their mother ship will ever come back to pick them up. I bet the Mother ship left them behind on purpose..... Damn aliens - ilegal and space!!!!!!!!!!!!
Totsiens Kids.......................
Four

1 comment:

Goodtimes said...

You people are hilarious..... LOL Is this really going on were you work. THATS FREAKIN NUTS.....