Welcome all to the Town Of Crazy


Welcome to our world. It started about a year ago when we started working for Fred and Betty Vontrap and their vision for a new swedish style hotel that would be built in the Misfit Toy Valley. The Vontraps have been the model of what to do; to not get a hotel built and open. If you can imagine the Swiss version of Faulty Towers, then you will appreciate this blog. The Vontraps have provided us, their workers with many hours of comic relief. We who will post here for your enjoyment will be known simply as Two, Three & Four. (for reasons we cannot disclose)I am Four the provider of Tuesday Treats. Three is the processor of credit cards and Two is the ring leader of this circus side show. Oh we must also introduce you to the Vontrap Children -Marilyn - the middle child 14Eddie 18Thing the youngest child 7Princess the oldest child. We are currently working at an undisclosed location preparing for the opening of this new Swiss Style Hotel. As you read these blog entries, we will try to fill you in on the day to day comings, goings, mishaps, near hits and misses, legal actions and accidents, openings and closings, tear filled brides, thefts and miraculous recoveries. OH AND BETTY VONTRAPS LIES, OH THE LIES, LIES, LIES.... ALL HERE IN THE SMALL TOWN OF CRAZY.....




CRAZY TOWN CHICKEN

CRAZY TOWN CHICKEN
IN LEATHER - "YEAH BABY"

Monday, July 2, 2007

Should I Care Friday!!!!


Here is the post to make up for should I care Friday. We decided early in the week we would cross the Swiss border and head down to Mexico for a little fiesta lunch. We the Office keepers were planning to indulge in some nachos & tacos. As we neared the border and paid the fair for the Mexican/Swiss tunnel we noticed the road back into the Swiss Valley was 6 or 7 miles long as it was a Mexican holiday and the terror alert was raised to high as there were incidents in the United Kingdom. As we made it to the border the Mexican gate keeper informed us the wait to get back into the Swiss Valley would be about 3 hours. "Damn", we thought what a colossal mistake this lunch trip turned out to be. So we opted to jump on board the next Hot Air Balloon Shuttle back into the Swiss Valley. As we re-entered the valley the Swiss gatekeeper asked what we were doing in Mexico. We explained our situation and he looked as us as though we had lost our minds. He took our passports and checked that we were not terrorist scum bags and we were on our way. Still hungry we opted for lunch at the local rug rat infested Chunky Cheddar's for pizza. The days events led me to ponder "Should I Care? After all it is Friday"
Have a good weekend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Me ho wo ekyene Kids...................

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