Welcome all to the Town Of Crazy


Welcome to our world. It started about a year ago when we started working for Fred and Betty Vontrap and their vision for a new swedish style hotel that would be built in the Misfit Toy Valley. The Vontraps have been the model of what to do; to not get a hotel built and open. If you can imagine the Swiss version of Faulty Towers, then you will appreciate this blog. The Vontraps have provided us, their workers with many hours of comic relief. We who will post here for your enjoyment will be known simply as Two, Three & Four. (for reasons we cannot disclose)I am Four the provider of Tuesday Treats. Three is the processor of credit cards and Two is the ring leader of this circus side show. Oh we must also introduce you to the Vontrap Children -Marilyn - the middle child 14Eddie 18Thing the youngest child 7Princess the oldest child. We are currently working at an undisclosed location preparing for the opening of this new Swiss Style Hotel. As you read these blog entries, we will try to fill you in on the day to day comings, goings, mishaps, near hits and misses, legal actions and accidents, openings and closings, tear filled brides, thefts and miraculous recoveries. OH AND BETTY VONTRAPS LIES, OH THE LIES, LIES, LIES.... ALL HERE IN THE SMALL TOWN OF CRAZY.....




CRAZY TOWN CHICKEN

CRAZY TOWN CHICKEN
IN LEATHER - "YEAH BABY"

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Hump This !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Hello to everyone out there in the real world. (Wow the real world - that would make a great reality television show) Oh well!!! So it is another wonderful day in the neighborhood. Yesterday I found myself looking straight into the eyes of the beast; I had reached my boiling point. You see we have used and abused all the misfits and they have all quit and moved on to bigger and better things. I find myself being told by Betty that she would like me to start cleaning rooms and arranging furniture. HMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS A COLASSAL WASTE OF TIME as the misfits on the construction crew have not finished the Swiss style rooms. They are in and out of them on a daily basis, painting, sanding, plumbing, calking, pounding, nailing, etc, etc, etc. Why is this so hard for Betty to understand? Why would we even consider putting very expensive linens and such in these rooms? KIDS WHAT IS THE LESSON TO BE LEARNED HERE? Count to ten, breath and then count to ten again, breath - you better count to ten again and then breathe. Then calmly but sternly state your position, explain the unfolding events that have lead you to have a mini melt down on the owner (Betty).

She just doesn't understand the need to completely finish a room before setting it up and cleaning it. It is beyond funny now because it is just heightened levels of frustration. It is really like watching a flock of headless chickens jumping on each other and running all over the place getting no where quick. Are you getting a visual? So as I am telling Betty my concerns for a lack of labor, poor organization, improper planning and strategy, she changes the subject. Now this woman is skilled at doing this and deflects the negative energy away and doesn't acknowledge there is a problem. So I am not even sure she got the message and remember these are legitimate concerns and hinder the progress of the opening. We are now over a year past the scheduled deadline. And so it continues........................................

Oh I forgot to mention one of the misfit toys (Liberace) sent his dad down to pick up his candelabra. We explained to his dad that we would not or could not give him Liberace’s candelabra. He seemed disoriented, dazed, confused and drunk. I am not even sure if it was Liberace’s dad, it could have been one of the local town crazies....... Auf Wiedersehen KIDS............

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