Welcome all to the Town Of Crazy


Welcome to our world. It started about a year ago when we started working for Fred and Betty Vontrap and their vision for a new swedish style hotel that would be built in the Misfit Toy Valley. The Vontraps have been the model of what to do; to not get a hotel built and open. If you can imagine the Swiss version of Faulty Towers, then you will appreciate this blog. The Vontraps have provided us, their workers with many hours of comic relief. We who will post here for your enjoyment will be known simply as Two, Three & Four. (for reasons we cannot disclose)I am Four the provider of Tuesday Treats. Three is the processor of credit cards and Two is the ring leader of this circus side show. Oh we must also introduce you to the Vontrap Children -Marilyn - the middle child 14Eddie 18Thing the youngest child 7Princess the oldest child. We are currently working at an undisclosed location preparing for the opening of this new Swiss Style Hotel. As you read these blog entries, we will try to fill you in on the day to day comings, goings, mishaps, near hits and misses, legal actions and accidents, openings and closings, tear filled brides, thefts and miraculous recoveries. OH AND BETTY VONTRAPS LIES, OH THE LIES, LIES, LIES.... ALL HERE IN THE SMALL TOWN OF CRAZY.....




CRAZY TOWN CHICKEN

CRAZY TOWN CHICKEN
IN LEATHER - "YEAH BABY"

Monday, July 9, 2007


SO here we are again another Mother Fucking Monday. Sorrry we didn't post last week, it was a holiday for crying out loud. Is anyone reading this, Please comment so I know your out there, I feel like I am doing this for nothing. Well I had an interesting weekend, I am supposed to be moving into this house and I have not been able to do so as the previous tenants left it a disaster and I needed a snow shovel and 100 contracter bags to get all there crap out of the house. What is it with people these days, no respect for themselves or other peoples property. Back in the day, people like these crack heads would have been thrown in the streets without batting an eye. It took my landlords 2 months to get these bastards out of the house. When then were finally removed by the Sherriff they were threatning to come back and kill the landlords. It was a frightning experience. The guy looked like a professional wrestler on crack. Needless to say we are back at work today.


Betty is here today with Two, she is crazy. Asking the same old questions she always asks and doesn't have a clue what she is doing. Telling us Fred has broke down and doesn't know how to proceed. We all have been questioning were all the misfit toys have been, because no one is working on the Hotel. I am thinking that all the misfits are in the Hair Salon getting primped.


I was asked what we should do to proceed and get the hotel moving towards completion........ LOL. Are you freaking kidding me? Why would I/we go in and start cleaning when they are still plastering, painting, plumbing, wiring everything that is consistant with contract work. THIS IS INSANE..................... SOME ONE PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF DARK CHOCALATE......... SAVE ME FROM THIS NIGHTMARE.


Just so you know I keep a couple razor blades in my desk drawer....... just in case... LOL


Have a great week KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Enjoy the summer and stay out of trouble. We have a bunch of people to relocate again this week as you already know the hotel will not be opening anytime soon!!!!!!!!!!!! There is just something about a knife in Shirley Temples hands at someones throat that seems to sum up today!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL Sui unukar an ro


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